It's OK. That was a simple mistake that any of us could have made. It was only 100,000 troops that you dispatched 9,000 miles to the east. You're advisors should have caught it.
And even if, for some silly reason, you actually intended to put so many Americans in hostile territory instead of just reinforcing our own borders and cities, you were probably tired when you made that call.
Pick yourself up, and dust off, man. Bring em' all back home and hire a few thousand therapists to listen to em' talk. They're gonna need it.
Saddam is dead, and Osama's probably wearing a burkha by now. Nobody really takes him seriously anymore. He just an insane, hateful, old man. There's a hundred of them in my town!
Bring the boys back, please. We need them here.
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